Roger Taylor Collaborations
  1997-2009
    This page features details of Roger Taylor's  collaborations with other artists, recorded between 1997 and  2009. 
        
  The SAS Band - That's  The Way God Planned It
  Paul McCartney & Various Artists - All  You Need Is Love (live) and Hey  Jude (live)
  Zucchero - Everybody's  Got To Learn Sometime (live) 
  Taylor Hawkins - Holy Man  
  
  
  Perkins AKA Miss World - Barbie Doll, Draining Venus, Highway  45, She's Rich, This Way Up and Why Don't Stars Fall Anymore
  Naked Sushi - Carnivorous Girl
  Lydia Canaan - Love And Lust
  Bob Geldof - Sex, Age & Death  (album) : One For Me, Pale White Girls, Mudslide, Mind In  Pocket, Scream In Vain, Inside Your Head, Two Dogs, Harvest Moon, The Original  Miss Jesus
  Phil Collins - You Can't  Hurry Love (live)
  Procol Harum - Shadow Boxed
  The Corrs - Toss The Feathers  (live)
  Cherie - Say You Love Me
  Band Du Lac - Say  It's Not True (live), These  Are The Days Of Our Lives (live) and I  Want To Break Free (live) (all on separate page) 
  Band Du Lac - I Can't Dance  (live)
  Outl4w - Summer Of Rock 'n'  Roll
  Hannah Jane Fox - Stalker
  SOS All Stars - Drum  Extravaganza (live) (on separate page) 
  Hannah Jane Fox - Jarvis
    
     Barbie Doll
   ,  1997. Roger may sing backing vocals. Length 3:47.
  Available on the album 'Woman's Hour'.
  It is unclear whether Roger appears on the track or not, as the 
JP Perkins website doesn't list him but the  sleeve notes at 
CDBaby do. 
  The lyrics to this track are quite hard to work out, so those  listed below may be wrong.     
And I was taught that my prince would come
  And he would be a lawyer
  And I would have his children
  And on the weekends we would barbecue
  And all the other princes and princesses would come
  
  She's a fortune dollar
  She's too precious
  To go too far
  She's evermore
  She's all skin and bone
  She's a barbie doll
  She's a shopping doll
  She's a barbie doll
  
  She's lovely enough, what she wants she gets
  She's dangerous, she forgets
  She's much too much 
  To touch, she don't give a fuck
  
  She's all body and no soul 
  She's walking to hell on tiptoe
  Looking for heaven again
  Look at her excellent magazines
  
  She's a barbie doll
  She's a shopping doll
  She's a barbie doll
  
  So I was taught that my prince would come
  And he would be an agent
  And I was taught that to be an actress
  One must be fashionable
  And to be fashionable is to be androgynous 
  (She's a barbie doll)
  And I am androgynous not less
  Than mother nature herself
  She's a barbie doll
  She's a barbie doll
  
  Credit cards chopping up
  Another little pick me up
  Off to take a (unknown lyrics)   Pinch  (unknown lyrics)   No shopping cart, crashing cheque
  Won't famine us until the turning is gonna make her worthless
  
  She's a barbie doll
  She's a shopping doll
  She's a barbie doll
  She's a shopping doll
  She's a barbie doll
  
  If I'm right, who's next? 
  Who wants to teach me
  Come on, teach me     
     Draining Venus
   ,  1997. Roger sings backing vocals. Length 4:22.
  Available on the albums 'Woman's Hour' and 'Bling volume 1', but  not on the album of the same name.     
I'm draining venus on the kitchen floor
  I've seen that pool too many times before
  It's full of trailing stars
  Like tears from heaven falling down tonight
  They're not so bright
  
  If all the Gods fall one by one
  Will all the fathers and their sons
  Will mother nature buy a gun
  Are we all under her thumb
  
  I'm draining venus 
  When all the milk is gone
  
  I'm draining venus, I'm taking her away
  Where all the planets and asteroids play
  Out of reach and out of touch
  Across the universe every mother's crust
  It's never enough
  
  If all the angels fell to Earth
  They couldn't live like Venus
  If every woman lost her faith
  There'd be nothing left to say
  
  I'm draining venus 
  When all the milk is gone
  
  If all the Gods fall one by one
  Will all the fathers and their sons
  Will mother nature buy a gun
  Are we all under her thumb
  
  I'm draining venus 
  When all the milk is gone
  I'm draining venus 
  When all the milk is gone     
     Highway 45
   ,  1997. Roger plays chainsaw (guitar). Length 3:01.
  Available on the albums 'Draining Venus' and possibly 'Bling  volume 1'. 
  An earlier version of the track appears on the 1992/3 album 'Miss  World', length 3:10, which presumably doesn't feature Roger. It  is a rawer track, with some minimal lyric changes (most  noticeably losing the 'Highway 45' lyrics) with far less  prominent guitar. This version features a short drum intro,  whereas the version with Roger begins with footsteps.     
I'm gonna stay awake all night
  Until the cow comes home
  I used to buy her chocolate
  But the old dog likes bones
  
  I'm sick of all the hoovering 
  And washing all the dishes
  I used to be someone once
  Blowing my own wishes
  
  She ties me up in ways 
  Only God would understand
  She may be my woman
  But she won't let me be her man
  
  Highway 45
  
  I've made a list of all the things 
  I'm gonna take with me
  But I'm gonna leave her something
  To remind her of me
  
  A happy tune perhaps
  To hum away the day
  A dress to clean in 
  When the domestic's way
  
  Perhaps some holy figurine
  Confessor to all those lies
  Me, I prefer a piece of lead
  Right between the eye
  
  Highway 45
  
  I'm gonna piss on all the things
  That pissed on me from high
  To the kidney in a jar 
  I carried deep inside
  
  One day it might grow up
  And go and play outside
  I hope it leaves a letter 
  I ain't coming home tonight
  
  From me to you with love
  From your daddy's 45
  It's a bullet with your name on
  Writ with you in mind
  
  Highway 45
  Highway 45
  
  I'm sweating like an iceberg
  Melting in the freezer
  Swimming in the pool
  You're drowning in later
  
  Well, you can keep the furniture
  You can keep the wine
  You can keep everything 
  I'm leaving it all behind
  
  I feel like a man in a woman's world
  Turn your backs for another girl
  
  Highway 45
  Highway 45
  
  Bye, bye     
     She's Rich
   ,  1997. Roger plays drums. 
  There are two versions of this track. 
  The version on 'Woman's Hour' has very heavy drums throughout,  starts with vocals, and has a full fade out, length 2:54. 
  The version on 'Draining Venus' has fewer drums, handclaps, a  spoken intro, and a shorter outro, as it segues into the next  track, length 3:01. 
  Due to the heavy drums in the track it's likely that Roger only  appears on the first version. 
  The albums 'Bling volume 1' and 'Bling volume 2' both feature the  track with Roger.       
She's in command, she's in charge
  'Cos she's the boss, number one
  Top dog, the big cheese
  Head honcho  'Cos she's rich 
  
  She's on the verge of consent
  The age of actions and consequence
  She's insane, she's no sense
  Everything she said she heard from someone else
  
  But she's rich - she's a girl who lives next door
  And she's all - like a lift on the top floor
  'Cos she's rich - she's a girl with a million or more
  Will be sensible, spend it all yeah    She's the sixth sister to a seventh son 
  She's the shade of things to come
  Will live fast and buy young
  She was born in (unknown lyric)    But she's rich - she's a girl who lives next door
  And she's all - like a lift on the top floor
  'Cos she's rich - she's a girl with a million or more
  Will be sensible, spend it all yeah    She's got twenty million dollars in Michael Mann
  Will pop corn in my hands    Well she's rich - she's a girl who lives next door  And she's all - like a lift on the top floor  'Cos she's rich - she's a girl with a million or more
  Will be sensible    Well she's rich - she's a girl who lives next door
  And she's all - like a lift on the top floor
  Yeah she's rich - she's a girl with a million or more
  Will be sensible - spend it all yeah  Spend it all
  Be sensible
  I'm gonna spend it all     
     This Way Up
   ,  1997. Roger sings backing vocals. Length 2:28.
  Available on the album 'Draining Venus'.     
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
  La, la, la, that's fine for me
  
  Is the grass really greener? 
  Do the flowers smell sweeter?
  Are your dreams that much deeper?
  Is it really that much clearer?
  
  I wish those wishes all went away
  Yesteryears are yesterday
  I've a life I lead today
  
  A dog that licks when I get home
  Children that cry when they're alone
  A wife who works - slaves some might say
  But she's got my card every valentine's day
  
  Are these the times that I've forgot
  Remembered too late to put back the clock
  I hope that heaven's door is locked 
  
  I could have sworn I'd told the truth (yeah)
  I could reach God from the telephone booth (no)
  I bit my tongue and swallowed by words (yeah)
  But I sliced my cake and I ate it first (no)
  
  I hope the world should seem well today
  Even the Earth needs a holiday 
  The sun and moon can take the strain
  We're all stars in our own way     
     Why  Don't Stars Fall Anymore
   ,  1997. Roger may sing backing vocals. Length 5:24.
  Available on the album 'Draining Venus'.
  It is unclear whether Roger appears on the track or not, as the 
JP Perkins website doesn't list him but the  sleeve notes at 
CDBaby  do.      
I fix the break of day each morning
  I hold the moon up every night
  I'm trying to catch a star that's falling
  But my hands shake too much tonight
  
  Up there in the heaven's where the good all go
  Out of reach for four years or more
  She's over my head and I can't follow
  Oh why don't stars fall anymore?
  
  Each day I dream of the moonlight
  And raise another spirit to the sky
  I'm sure I can reach her through the moonshine
  But even I can't get that high
  
  Up there in the heaven's where the good all go
  Out of reach for four years or more
  She's over my head and I can't follow
  Oh why don't stars fall anymore?
  
  In my daze seem to forget
  I close my eyes and see in the dark
  There's a shooting star over the sunset
  Riding up my blue moon heart
  
  I see the tide, it's still turning
  The waves are dying on the shore
  But every grain of sand was once a mountain
  And every soul's been lost before
  
  And when I see the sun it's still shining
  Although the wind is trying to blow him out
  And I can see the stars, they're all fading
  But this one won't go out
  
  Up there in the heaven's where the good all go
  Out of reach for four years or more
  She's over my head and I can't follow
  Oh why don't stars fall?     
     Carnivorous Girl
   ,  1999. Roger sings backing vocals. Length 3:28.
  Released on the 'ep.one' EP, on CD only.
  The band featured Matt Exelby, who was part of Roger's touring  band in 1999.     
Ah, ahh
  I met her in a launderetter
  She told me she was looking for something better
  I'm a melancholy dreamer
  But my baby's got more suction than a vacuum cleaner
  
  She lives at number twenty seven
  We luncheon everyday, and I'm in heaven
  She always leaves a little bit of room for seconds
  And I don't even know her name
  
  She's my carnivorous girl
  She's my carnivorous girl
  She's my carnivorous girl
  I think I'll feed her, feed her, feed her, feed her, feed her
  'Cos I need her
  
  She's pneumatic and she likes to keep clean
  She's breathes through her nostrils, if you know what I mean
  Voracious is her appetite 
  And when she smiles you know it's gonna be all white
  
  She takes me deep down into her soul
  I show her the direction, but she's in control
  She likes a bacon sandwich and a sausage roll
  It's the meat that brings her to knees
  
  She's my carnivorous girl
  She's my carnivorous girl
  She's my carnivorous girl
  I think I'll feed her, feed her, feed her, feed her, feed her
  'Cos I need her, yeah
  
  I haven't seen her now for a year (for a year)
  No longer got the suction so I'm sipping my beer 
  Selling vacuum cleaners is my baby's career
  She's coming to a door near you
  
  She's my carnivorous girl
  She's my carnivorous girl
  She's my carnivorous girl
  I think I'll feed her, feed her, feed her, feed her, feed her
  'Cos I need her
  
  Carnivorous, car-car-carnivorous 
  Carnivorous, car-car-carnivorous 
  Car-car-car-car-ni-ni-ni-ni-vor-vor-vor-vor-rou-rou-rou-rous
  Car-car-car-car-ni-ni-ni-ni-vor-vor-vor-vor-rou-rou-rou-rous
  
  She's my carnivorous girl (she's my carnivorous girl)
  She's my carnivorous girl
  She's my carnivorous girl, yeah, yeah
  Car-car-car-car-ni-ni-ni-ni-vor-vor-vor-vor-rou-rou-rou-rous     
     Love And Lust
  Lydia Canaan, unknown year. Roger sang joint lead vocals. 
  Very little is known about this track, other than it being a duet  between Roger and Lydia Canaan. The track is unreleased, and was  recorded in an unknown year, but it is included on this page as  it seems most likely, as she mainly released albums and singles  between 1985 and 2000.       
     Sex, Age  & Death
 (album)
   , 2001. The album credits state that Roger plays drums  and sings backing vocals, but this refers to the album as a  whole, rather than individual tracks. Some tracks feature neither  drums nor backing vocals so it is clear that Roger wasn't  involved. Having listened to the tracks, below is what he may  contribute to each:
  
  1. One For Me (almost certainly drums  and backing vocals)
  2. $6,000,000 Loser (neither the drums nor backing vocals sound  like Roger) 
  3. Pale White Girls (possibly  drums)
  4. The New Routine (drums do not sound like Roger, and only has  Bob's backing vocals) 
  5. Mudslide (possibly drums and backing  vocals)
  6. Mind In Pocket (possibly drums  and backing vocals)
  7. My Birthday Suit (no drums or backing vocals)
  8. Scream In Vain (possibly drums  and backing vocals)
  9. Inside Your Head (almost  certainly drums and backing vocals)
  10. 10:15 (no drums or backing vocals)
  11. Young And Sober (hidden bonus track; no drums or backing  vocals)
  
  North American bonus tracks:
  12. Cool Blue And Easy (drums do not sound like Roger, and only  has female backing vocals)
  13. The  Original Miss Jesus ('Sex, Age & Death II' album only) (I  have not heard this track yet)
  
  'Sex, Age & Death II' promo album and 'Great Songs Of  Indifference: The Bob Geldof Anthology 1986-2001' boxed set bonus  tracks:
  1. A Summer Day - London '05 (no drums or backing vocals)
  2. Sighs And Whispers (drums do not sound like Roger, and only  has female backing vocals)
  3. Voodoo Child (drums do not sound like Roger, and no backing  vocals)
  4. Two Dogs (almost  certainly drums and backing vocals)
  5. Harvest Moon  (I have not heard this track yet)
  6. A Summer Night - London '05 (no drums or backing vocals)
  7. Pale White  Girls (French mix) (possibly drums)
  8. Cool Blue Easy (drums do not sound like Roger, and only has  female backing vocals)
  9. The  Original Miss Jesus ('Sex, Age & Death II' album only) (I  have not heard this track yet)
  10. Pity The Poor Drifter (a-capella vocals only)
  
  The whole album was recorded at Roger's Cosford Mill studio  between 1999 and 2001, and also features Keith Prior and Joshua  J. Macrae on drums. Joshua J. Macrae also engineered the album.      
     One For Me
   , 2001. Roger almost certainly plays drums and sings  backing vocals. Length 4:59.
  Available on the album 'Sex, Age  & Death'.
  This track segues into the next track, '$6,000,000 Loser'.    You're a lotta laughs ain't you babe
  You cracked me up I laughed so much I nearly died
  It's so funny I was weeping
  Cried so hard I nearly split my sides
  
  I watched you laughing on the TV
  I don't get it said the kindly host
  But there are many here among us
  Who feel the sight is but a joke
  
  Your imagination's running riot
  Sometimes I swear you believe what you say
  No-one seems to notice it's the same joke
  It's just told in a thousand different ways
  
  And I can't wait to read the new one
  Yeah, the comedy just gets better every day
  You're a lotta laughs ain't you baby
  It's funny how it all turned out that way
  
  Oooh, you should have known better
  You should have known better, ah, ah, ah
  It's not for you
  This one's for me
  It's not for you
  This one's for me
  
  I saw a picture of you grinning
  Yeah, that smirk covered your entire face
  It almost split your head in two
  I hear you sold it to OK
  
  Sell a photo of you laughing
  The more you hoot the more they pay
  You don't even need to get your clothes off anymore
  You're a bit too old for that stuff anyway
  
  Somebody saw you at the party
  You did the one where you're falling flat on your face
  You had the whole place cracking up in stitches
  Apparently you fall with such good grace
  
  And the teenage clothes and the see-through sizes
  The mutton dished up on the Sunday plate
  Is now the lamb in ghostly guises
  It's all done in the best of taste
  
  Oooh, you should have known better
  You should have known better, ah, ah, ah
  It's not for you
  This one's for me
  It's not for you
  This one's for me     
     Pale White Girls
   , 2001. Roger may play drums. Length 4:56.
  Available on the album 'Sex, Age  & Death'.    1. New Mood Mix (3:49) (available on the CD single only; I have  been unable to check this for the lyrics)
  2. New Moodier Mix (3:55) (available on the CD single only; I  have been unable to check this for the lyrics)
  3. French Mix (3:45) (available on the promo-only album 'Sex, Age  & Death II', and on the 'Great Songs Of Indifference' CD  boxed set only (not on the download); this is a remixed version,  with clearer vocals, more prominent music and generally more  basic music; it also loses a couple of verses)     Pale white girls
  Look for love
  Pale white bodies
  Stretch for love
  
  Scratching the flesh
  Scraping of bones
  Limbs that are trembling babe
  For something to hold    Languid and liquid
  Well maybe I'll stay
  Marbled and ghostly girls
  Take me away, away
  
  Her mouth on my body
  In this tall room
  Crushed, bruised and crimson
  Lit by the moon, the fluorescent moon    Sacred those hours
  Away from the storm
  Wrenched from the deepest pits
  Crying "reborn, reborn, reborn"
  
  And I will not follow
  And I will not lead
  Your permissions to bleed
  Have been guaranteed
  By the one
  Whose approval you seek
  
  Pale white girls
  Scratch for love
  Pale white bodies
  Stretch for love
  
  The crucifix stares
  From its hip-cocked heights
  But I hold the secrets now
  Velvet the night
  Velvet the night
  
  And I will not follow
  Why waste my time
  My permission to bleed
  Has been guaranteed
  By the one
  Whose approval I need     
     Mudslide
   , 2001. Roger may play drums and sing backing vocals.  Length 4:51.
  Available on the album 'Sex, Age  & Death'.    Dark days they come
  Without saying anything
  Razzing round your head
  Like unwanted flies
  One day I'll get it together
  And buy one of those
  Electric blue fly killer things
  Mount it on the kitchen wall over there
  And watch 'em fry, wouldn't you?
  Watch 'em die, couldn't you?
  Pass the time, shouldn't you?
  Didn't you?
  
  Baby, baby love falls away
  Floats away
  Melts into the April air
  Summer's coming
  I caught it on the hill
  Over-ripe already
  Still unfilled, wouldn't you?
  Unfulfilled, couldn't you?
  Still unstilled, shouldn't you?
  And didn't you?
  
  Here we all are
  Sitting on a mudslide
  Are you on my side?
  Or are you on the other side's side?
  Here we all are
  Standing in a minefield
  How does your mind feel?
  Standing in my field?
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  
  Hey Adrian, I've been dreaming of deserts again
  Crocodiles of weeping children
  Pass as slow as the sky
  Their eyes the only source of water
  For two thousand miles
  
  What does it all mean?
  I wake up and I swat the night
  But everything's so dusty
  So empty
  So arid, wouldn't you?
  So dry, couldn't you?
  But you did, didn't you?
  Didn't you?
  
  Here we all are
  Sitting on a mudslide
  Are you on my side?
  Or are you on the other side's side?
  And here we all are
  Standing in a minefield
  How does your mind feel?
  Standing in my field?
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
  
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
  
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,  yeah, yeah, yeah
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
  Oh, yeah
  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,  yeah, yeah
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
  Yeah, yeah
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,  yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah     
     Mind In Pocket
   , 2001. Roger may play drums and sing backing vocals.  Length 4:35.
  Available on the album 'Sex, Age  & Death'.    Say what d'you want
  Say what d'you want
  
  Stuffy air, muggy, thunderous July
  Snatches of human drum 'n' bass rolling by
  Noise intrudes into my interesting mood
  Over half read books and half eaten food
  Upstairs they're staging the usual riot
  But I'd prefer it to the silence
  Yes I'm more afraid of quiet
  I need the cities shrieks
  This night of urban charms
  There's people on the streets
  Dancing to their car alarms
  
  Put your mind in your pocket
  Put your pocket where your mouth should be
  Put your mind in your pocket
  Put your pocket where your mouth should be
  
  Talk to a totally nude girl for a dollar
  I'm in a topless mood
  But my dick can't be bothered
  I want to speak to a fully clothed person
  For free I think
  But I'm not really certain
  
  Put your mind in your pocket
  Put your pocket where your mouth should be
  Put your mind in your pocket
  Put your pocket where your mouth should be
  
  Say what d'you want
  
  Put your mind in your pocket
  Put your pocket where your mouth should be
  Put your mind in your pocket
  Put your pocket where your mouth should be
  
  Say what d'you want
  Say what d'you want
  
  Put your mind in your pocket
  Put your pocket where your mouth should be
  Say what d'you want
  Put your mind in your pocket
  Put your pocket where your mouth should be
  Say what d'you want
  Say what d'you want
  Say what d'you want
  Say
  Say
  Say
  Say what d'you want     
     Scream In Vain
   , 2001. Roger may play drums and sing backing vocals.  Length 4:54.
  Available on the album 'Sex, Age  & Death'.    Money in my pocket down at Scream In Vain
  Come on
  Lambs led to the slaughter
  Money in my pocket down at Scream In Vain
  Come on
  Lambs led to the slaughter
  They cut you in a second down at Scream In Vain
  Come on
  Lambs led to the slaughter
  Money in my pocket down at Scream In Vain
  Come on
  Lambs led to the slaughter
  
  Sweet yams in the fields of Harbo
  Made me feel better, better
  Sweet yams in the fields of Harbo
  You made me feel better, better
  They took the straw from off the roof
  You make the fire catch as it should
  You boil the water and you cook the roots
  For them it's new
  For me old fruits
  
  But more precious now than it's ever been
  Share the food in the noonday heat
  Sweet yams in the fields of Harbo
  The mountains roll
  Green on green
  The mountains roll
  Green on green
  
  Money in my pocket down at Scream In Vain
  Come on
  (Lambs led to the slaughter)
  Money in my pocket down at Scream In Vain
  Come on
  (Lambs led to the slaughter)
  Cut you in a second down at Scream In Vain
  Come on
  (Lambs led to the slaughter)
  Money in my pocket down at Scream In Vain
  Come on
  (Lambs led to the slaughter)
  Yeah
  
  (Lambs led to the slaughter)
  Come on
  Come on
  
  Come on
  Scream In Vain
  (Lambs led to the slaughter)
  Scream In Vain
  (Lambs led to the slaughter)
  Come on
  
  Money in my pocket down at Scream In Vain
  Sweet yams in the fields of Harbo
  Money in my pocket down at Scream In Vain
  Made me feel better, better
  Cut you in a second down at Scream In Vain
  Share the food in the noonday heat     
     Inside Your Head
   , 2001. Roger almost certainly plays drums and sings  backing vocals. Length 4:38.
  Available on the album 'Sex, Age  & Death'.    You got the gold
  I got the lead
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  You got the juice
  You left me the dregs
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  Must it always
  Come to this
  Someone out there must be taking the piss
  
  Does it always have to
  Turn to shit
  Someone out there's seriously taking the piss
  
  Oooh, ooh, ooh
  Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  Oooh, ooh, ooh
  Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  You've got the view
  I got the ledge
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  You got the palace
  You left me the shed
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  Does it always
  Come to this
  Someone out there must be taking the piss
  
  Must it always have to
  Turn to shit
  Someone out there's seriously taking the piss
  
  Oooh, ooh, ooh
  Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  Oooh, ooh, ooh
  Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  You got the gold
  I got the lead
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  Yeah, you got a life
  And left me for dead
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  So why put a noose
  Around your neck
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  Oooh, ooh, ooh
  Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  Oooh, ooh, ooh
  Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?
  
  Oooh, ooh, ooh
  Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
  What the fuck's going on inside your head?     
     Two Dogs
   , 2001. Roger almost certainly plays drums and sings  backing vocals. Length 3:22.
  Available on the promo-only album 'Sex, Age & Death II', and  on the 'Great Songs Of Indifference' CD boxed set only (not on  the download).    Two dogs 
  On the, on the highway
  They've had nothing to eat all week
  They look at each other
  One says "I wish I was born a cat"
  The other says "don't even think that"
  
  Two dogs laughing
  Howling downtown
  They snipe and snarl
  They take leaks
  They go do dog stuff
  
  They like to sniff at human crotches
  They like the effect
  (Dippy in a dog a do, do)
  They're really hungry
  It's lunchtime
  (Dippy in a dog a do, do)
  Out of the alley on the left hand side comes a man
  They don't know it, but he hasn't eaten all week
  (Dippy in a dog a do, do)
  
  They're in the same boat
  Two dogs, one man
  (Dippy in a dog a do, do)
  He's elite, they think
  What they don't know is that he's been watching them all week
  And his bite is worse than their bark
  (Dippy in a dog a do, do)
  It's a dog's life
  It's a man's world
  
  Ow, ow
  (Dippy in a dog a do, do)
  Ow, ow
  (Dippy in a dog a do, do)
  Ow, ow
  (Dippy in a dog a do, do)
  Ow, ow      
     Harvest Moon
   , 2001. Roger may play drums and sing backing vocals.  Unknown length.
  Available on the promo-only album 'Sex, Age & Death II', and  on the 'Great Songs Of Indifference' CD boxed set only (not on  the download).
  Another version appears on the 'How To Compose Popular Songs That  Will Sell' boxed set, with length 3:54. It is unknown whether the  above versions of the track are the same.     
     The  Original Miss Jesus 
   , 2001. Roger may play drums and sing backing vocals.  Unknown length.
  Available on the North American version of 'Sex, Age & Death'  as a bonus track, the promo-only album 'Sex, Age & Death II',  and on the 'Great Songs Of Indifference' CD boxed set only (not  on the download).
  I have not heard this track yet so cannot provide lyrics or  confirm whether Roger may be involved.      
     You  Can't Hurry Love
 (live)
   , 2002. Roger plays drums. Length 3:02.
  Performed live at Buckingham Palace, London, on 3 June 2002, and  available on the 'Party At The Palace' releases.
  Written by Holland, Dozier and Holland, and reached no 3 for The  Supremes in 1966 and no 1 for Phil Collins in 1982.     I need love, love, love
  Ooh, to ease my mind
  And I need to find, find
  Someone to call my
  My mumma said 
  
  You can't hurry love
  No, you'll just have to wait
  She said love don't come easy
  It's a game of give and take
  
  You can't hurry love
  Oh, you'll just have to wait
  Just trust in the good times
  No matter how long it takes
  
  And now, how many heartaches
  Must I stand
  Before I find a love
  To let me live again
  
  'Cos right now the only thing
  That keeps me hanging on
  Is when I feel my strength
  Yes it's almost gone
  I remember mumma said
  
  You can't hurry love
  No, you'll just have to wait
  She said, love don't come easy
  It's a game of give and take
  
  How long must I wait?
  How much more must I take?
  Before loneliness
  Will cause my heart, heart to break
  
  And now I can bear
  To live my life alone
  I've grown impatient for that love
  To call my own
  
  And when I feel that I
  I can't go on
  You know I feel my strength
  Yes, it's almost gone
  I remember mumma said
  
  You can't hurry love
  No, you'll just have to wait
  She said love don't come easy
  It's a game of give and take
  
  You can't hurry love
  Oh, you'll just have to wait
  Just trust in the good times
  No matter how long it takes
  And I'll wait
  
  Now love, love, love
  Well it don't come easy
  No, I keep on waiting
  Anticipating
  For that soft voice
  To talk to me at night
  For some tender arms
  To hold me tight
  
  I'll keep waiting
  Ooh, until that day
  But it ain't easy
  (Love don't come easy)
  No, it ain't easy
  And my mumma said
  
  You can't hurry love
  Oh, you'll just have to wait
  She said, love don't come easy
  It's a game of give and take
  
  You can't hurry love
  Oh, you'll just have to wait
  Just trust in the good times
  No matter how long it takes
  And I'll wait
  
  Thank you     
     Shadow Boxed
   , 2003. Roger sings backing vocals. Length 3:32.
  Written by Gary Brooker and Keith Reid. 
  Available on the album 'The Well's On Fire'.     I've been body swerved, close observed
  Down the well, kiss and tell
  I've been lost and found, underground
  As good as gold, overload
  
  I've been crazy glued, baby blued
  Off the wall, too close to call
  I've been Chinese rocks
  I've been shadow boxed
  
  I've been squeezed and stroked, okee-doked
  Gone and went, heaven sent
  I've been fluffed and fussed, cuffed and cussed
  Show of hands, shadow lands
  
  I've been down to the wire, house on fire
  Reconditioned, under suspicion
  I've been Chinese rocks
  I've been shadow boxed
  I've been Chinese rocks
  I've been shadow boxed
  
  I've been instant karma, Dalai Lama
  Living proof, and cosmic truth
  I've been powder kegged, heavy lead
  Out of bounds, what's that sound
  
  I've been down to the wire, house on fire
  Reconditioned, under suspicion
  I've been lost and found, underground
  As good as gold, overload
  
  I've been crazy glued, baby blued
  Off the wall, too close to call
  I've been Chinese rocks
  I've been shadow boxed
  I've been Chinese rocks
  I've been shadow boxed
  
  Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
  
  I've been fluffed and fussed, cuffed and cussed
  Show of hands, shadow lands
  I've been squeezed and stroked, okee-doked
  Gone and went, heaven sent
  
  I've been crazy glued, baby blued
  Off the wall, too close to call
  I've been Chinese rocks
  I've been shadow boxed
  
  I've been Chinese rocks
  I've been shadow boxed
  I've been Chinese rocks
  I've been shadow boxed
  I've been Chinese rocks
  I've been shadow boxed     
     Toss The  Feathers
 (live)
   , 2003. Roger plays drums. Length 3:10.
  Recorded at the 46664 Concert at Green Point Stadium, Cape Town,  South Africa, on 29 November 2003.
  Available on the '46664' album and DVD. The DVD also includes  excerpts of rehearsals.
  This is a traditional Irish instrumental track.      
     Say You Love Me
   ,  2004. Roger played drums. Length 3:56.
  Available on the album 'Cherie'.     I had a dream
  I watched from afar
  Was no longer hurting
  From my broken heart
  
  Oh, then you came to me
  I just couldn't believe
  The words I've been waiting
  So long to receive
  
  When you say you love me
  I know I will make it
  'Cos in you I believe
  
  When you say you love me
  It touches my heart and my soul
  Just to know that you love me
  
  You opened your heart
  In my time of need
  Feeling a love so real
  Is so comforting
  
  Since you've come to me
  Now I can believe
  The three words I've waited
  So long to receive
  
  When you say you love me
  Oh, I know I will make it
  'Cos in you I believe
  
  When you say you love me
  It touches my heart and my soul
  Just to know that you love me, oh
  
  In my sleep I saw a light moving slowly
  And I wondered why this was coming to me
  I hear a voice and I know it's true
  When suddenly I wake up and I hear you
  
  Say you love me
  I know I will make it
  'Cos in you I believe
  
  When you say you love me, baby
  It touches my heart and my soul
  Just to know that you love me
  
  That you love me (say you)
  That you love me (love me)
  Oh, oh, when you say (say you)
  Love me (love me)
  
  Oooh, say you love me     
     I Can't Dance
  (live)
   , 2005. Roger plays drums. Length 8:22.
  Recorded at the all-star finale of the Band Du Lac concert at the  Wintershall Estate, Surrey, on 11 June 2005. 
  Available on the 'Band Du Lac - One Night Only Live' DVD,  alongside Roger performing 'Say  It's Not True', 'These  Are The Days Of Our Lives' and 'I  Want To Break Free'. 
  Lead vocals are sung by Gary Brooker.
  The DVD main menu features an edit of the track, of length 1:03  approx.     Hot sun beating down
  Burning my feet just walking around
  Hot sun making me sweat
  Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet
  
  'Cos I can't dance, I can't talk
  Only thing about me is the way I walk
  Yeah, I can't dance, I can't sing
  I'm just standing here selling everything
  
  Blue jeans sitting on the beach
  Dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach
  She's got a body under that shirt
  All she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt
  
  'Cos I can't dance, I can't talk
  Only thing about me is the way I walk
  And I can't dance, I can't sing
  I'm just standing here selling
  
  And checking everything is in place
  Never know who's looking on
  
  Oh, young punk spilling beer on my shoes
  Fat guy's talking to me trying to steal my blues
  Thick smoke, see her smiling through
  Never thought so much could happen just shooting pool
  
  'Cos I can't dance, I can't talk
  Only thing about me is the way I walk
  I can't dance, I can't sing
  I'm just sitting here and
  
  Oh and checking everything is in place
  Never know who's looking on, no, no
  Perfect body with a perfect face
  
  Oh, a hot sun beating down
  Burning my feet just walking around
  Hot sun making me sweat
  Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet
  
  'Cos I can't dance, I can't talk
  Only thing about me is the way I walk
  I can't dance, I can't talk
  Only thing I (ad-libbed vocal)    And checking everything is in place
  Never know who's looking on
  Perfect body, with the perfect face
  
  I can't dance, I can't walk
  (The way I walk)
  I can't dance, I can't sing
  (The way I walk)
  I can't, I can't walk
  
  Yeah, yeah
  (The way I walk)
  I can't think
  I can't think
  Yeah, yeah, yeah
  (The way I walk)
  
  I can't dance, I can't talk
  Yeah, I can't dance, I can't talk, no
  I can't, I can't
  Oh, it's only the way that I talk
  
  I can't dance, I can't sing
  Oh, tell me everything
  I can't, I can't
  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oooh
  (The way I walk)
  
  I can't dance, I can't talk
  (The way I walk)
  I said I can't dance, I can't talk
  Only thing about me is the way I walk
  
  I can't dance, I can't talk
  I can't dance, I can't talk
  Only thing about me is the way I walk
  Yeah, I can't dance, I can't talk
  I'm a just a sitting here selling
  
  Woh, and checking everything is in place
  You never know who's looking on
  Perfect body, with the perfect face
  
  Wooh
  
  Yeah, wooh
  Woooh
  Woooh
  Wooh, oooh
  Woooh
  
  Wooh
  Yeah, wooh     
     Summer Of  Rock 'n' Roll
   ,  2005. Roger mixed the track and played drums. Length 3:17.
  Available on the album 'Get In The Van' (as 'Outl4w') and as a CD  single and download (as 'Twisted X feat. Outl4w').     Let's go
  
  January feeling blue
  Just the thought of seeing you
  February's playing on my mind
  Now you're here it's fair to say
  That March can't be so far away
  And summer won't be very long behind
  
  'Cos I just love those summer days
  Crazy hazy summer days
  Come on let's rock 'n' roll
  It's the summer of rock 'n' roll
  
  Don't wanna drive a bus or train
  Catch a thief or fly a plane
  I only wanna rock 'n' roll
  Come on let's rock 'n' roll together
  
  Summer days
  
  'Cos I just love those summer days
  Crazy hazy summer days
  Come on let's rock 'n' roll
  It's the summer of rock 'n' roll
  
  Don't wanna drive a bus or train
  Catch a thief or fly a plane
  I only wanna rock 'n' roll
  Come on let's rock 'n' roll together
  
  Summer days
  
  March I don't need you no more
  Stop hanging round you're such a bore
  April's kind of creeping up on me
  I know we'll make it through somehow
  May she's nearly over now and
  Summer's round the corner wait and see
  
  'Cos I just love those summer days
  Crazy hazy summer days
  Come on let's rock 'n' roll
  It's the summer of rock 'n' roll
  
  Don't wanna drive a bus or train
  Catch a thief or fly a plane
  I only wanna rock 'n' roll
  Come on let's rock 'n' roll together
  
  I just love those summer days
  Crazy hazy summer days
  Come on let's rock 'n' roll
  It's the summer of rock 'n' roll
  
  Don't wanna drive a bus or train
  Catch a thief or fly a plane
  I only wanna rock 'n' roll
  I just wanna rock 'n' roll     
     Stalker
   , 2005. Roger produced the track, with Joshua J.  Macrae. Length 3:20.
  Only available on the 'We  Will Rock You - Around The World EP' iTunes download. 
  Some of the lyrics of the track are from a phone-in from a  radio/TV programme, with Hannah Jane Fox talking to the host.    See that man, behind that tree
  He's spent seventeen hours just waiting for me
  It is really no doubt he's in love with me
  I really am his number one priority
  
  You might call him a loser, but I call him a friend
  'Cos he's the last man standing when my evening ends
  He says "baby I love you, won't you hear my confession"
  I say "don't worry babe, I share the same obsession"
  
  Yeah, I've got myself a stalker (oooh, ooh, ooh)
  And he's not much of a talker (oooh, ooh, ooh)
  But he's mine, I must have hit the big time
  I've got myself a man (oooh, ooh, ooh)
  He follows me in a big blue van, oh yeah
  I must have hit the big time, man
  
  I just love the attention, and his life's a mess 
  I wanna do it with a drummer in a borrowed dress (wow)
  He's happy to let me, 'cos he knows my address
  And with some gentle persuasion he's gonna sell it to the press
  
  I don't mind the heavy breathing on the end of the phone (ha, ha,  ha, ha)
  'Cos I've never been a girl who likes to be alone (never be  alone)
  And I'm comfortable sleeping, knowing that he is peeping
  We're two of a kind, we share the same obsession (ohhhhh)
  
  Yeah, I've got myself a stalker (oooh, ooh, ooh)
  And he's not much of a talker (oooh, ooh, ooh)
  But he's mine, I must have hit the big time
  I've got myself a man (oooh, ooh, ooh)
  He follows me in a big blue van, oh yeah
  I must have hit the big time
  
  So, what do you do with this correspondence, Hannah?
  Um, keep his letters by my bed
  I just sort of like to re-read things that he's said
  It's good, it's good to know I really count
  (Isn't that what life's about)
  Tell me what you're thinking
  I close my eyes and count to ten 
  Um, do you know what I mean, he's still there when I open them 
  Do you think you're lacking a role model? 
  What, do you think I never had a dad? 
  I think I never had a dad
  
  Oooh, ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh
  I know you're in there
  Oooh, ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh
  I've bought you underwear
  
  The police want to meet him, said he's gone too far
  When they found out he was sleeping in the back of my car
  I said officer please, don't take him away
  'Cos he's the only man I ever loved this way
  
  Yeah, I've got myself a stalker (oooh, oooh, la, la, la)
  And he's not much of a talker (oooh, oooh, la, la, la)
  But he's mine, I must have hit the big time
  I've got myself a man (oooh, oooh, la, la, la)
  He follows me in a big blue van, oh yeah (oooh)
  I must have hit the big time
  I've got myself a man (oooh, oooh, la, la, la)
  He follows me in a big blue van, oh yeah (oooh)
  I must have hit the big time, man
  
  Thank you
  You've been really helpful     
     Jarvis
   , 2009. Roger plays drums. Length 3:35. 
  This track is taken from the album 'You Got People', which is yet  to be officially released. It may also have been released as a  single.    I waited through September, February came
  He never did come in so I went out, mmm
  I found another lover, Jarvis is his name
  He really gave me something I could smile about again
  I figure you should know
  I'm not sleeping alone, no, no, no
  
  'Cos Jarvis makes me happy now, we are in love
  And when I think of you it's him I'm really thinking of 
  He took your place, he stole my heart
  He's just the best, you're worlds apart
  I'm not crying in the dark
  
  And our life's a disco, but I don't see your name on the door
  And I like to get down more than I ever did before with you, with  you
  And I'm not suprised you come back now
  You don't like to hear that I'm not down 'cos I was the tap you  just let run
  I think you should know
  I'm not sleeping alone, no, no, no
  
  'Cos Jarvis makes me happy now, we are in love
  And when I think of you it's him I'm really thinking of 
  He took your place, he stole my heart
  He's just the best, you're worlds apart
  I'm not crying in the dark
  
  And I cried like a baby when you set me free
  Now I cannot remember just how it used to be 
  
  'Cos Jarvis makes me happy now, we are in love
  'Cos Jarvis makes me happy now
  
  He took your place, he stole my heart
  He's just the best, you're worlds apart
  I'm not crying 'cos we are 
  In love
  We are in love
  
  'Cos Jarvis makes me happy now, we are in love
  And when I think of you it's him I'm really thinking of 
  He took your place, he stole my heart
  He's just the best, you're world's apart
  I'm not crying 'cos we are in love